Fat People Have No Reason To Live

fucking_hotIs it just me? Or am I the only one who has grown puke inducingly sick and tired, of people who are too fat to walk. You see them everywhere, usually at a Walmart or Sam’s Club. And these obesity challenged cretins need motorized scooters – because waddling down the aisle that has Twinkee’s on sale is too difficult to manage.

This morning I was in the local Kroger just trying to get some cat food and a pack of smokes. Here comes some fat bastard in an electric cart, and she is eating a family sized bag of potato chips, while she is driving the cart! Are you fucking kidding me? And what was in the cart? Six liters of diet coke. Five boxes of Red Baron Pizza (they were on sale for $1.00 off). Three more family sized bags of chips. And of course: “Weight Watcher’s” lasagna…

Jesus god almighty just make it stop! Then, if this is all not enough…I have to stand behind this pant-load in the checkout lane; while she pays for all this crap with a Tennessee state issued EBT debit card. For those of you not from the commonwealth, that is essentially food stamps in a plastic form. Lets raise taxes. It’s only fair!

For god sakes, just get the hell out of here!!!

4 thoughts on “Fat People Have No Reason To Live”

  1. Exactly! Diet pop – yeah, that helps. Try canceling your cable TV and stop playing Facebook games. Instead, go outside and walk around for 15 minutes. If you don’t think you can walk for 15 minutes, then walk as long as you can. Rest for whatever amount of time you walked, and walk again for as long as you can. Take a bag chair along with you and sit on it for your breaks. You CAN do it. You just have to try.

  2. Fat people are an affront and a threat to decent humane society. They should all be sent to interment camps and be issued 1 package of chicken flavored Ramen noodles and 12 oz of tap water daily. End of discussion.

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